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tookmyskull:

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macpye:

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marmosette:

macpye:

holligenet:

tookmyskull:

How the GVYUOPB would Mycroft know what Sherlock knows? Is there a spy camera in the skull?

Nahhh…just body language, knowing what his brother is up to on a regular basis is enough. Besides, we know his deductions skills may be even better than Sherlock’s. We know from the first season that Mycroft knew John had slept on Sarah’s couch and it took Sherlock a moment longer to realize that…
…Mycroft, you scare me. But you are so incredible.

Mycroft. Really. Careful with that tongue of yours. You can’t say everything you think. No matter how brilliant you are. Cause see, these kinds of things ruin good shirts.

Ridiculous priorities. Your options, then, are hearing Mycroft Holmes say everything he thinks, no matter how brilliant he is… or keeping some good shirts. Mycroft Holmes, shirts. This is a decision?

We-ell. I don’t have that many shirts, see. I’m not the person with an infinite number of dress shirts in their walk-in wardrobe/dressing room (MYCROFT!!!). And although I know it’s a nice idea to some, I’d rather not sit around bare-chested. It’s not the type of weather for it, anyway.

Um guise
Am I the only one who’s thinking maybe Mycroft means Sherlock has no experience with sex?
because if he was a virgin, Mycroft could be implying he wouldn’t be able to know if sex alarmed him or not.

My dear, of course that’s what he’s implying.
What I was implying, was that this made me laugh so much I spilled my coffee down the front of my shirt. And it is such a persistent stain.

Now I’m really curious as to what else he could possibly have been implying. And of course Sherlock has never had sex. And yes, therefore it also means that Mycroft has. Or Sherlock would bitch-slap right back at him.

How does Mycroft know Sherlock has never had sex unless he’s some sick creeper who spies on him 24/7? Besides, it’s a pretty snarky comment to make to your own brother, especially when you’re obviously asking him for a GREAT BIG FAVOR. So screw you, Mycroft. I bet you’re a virgin too.
Sherlock has made it very obvious that he’s not interested in having relationships because he’s married to his work, I don’t think it would take a deductive genius to figure out he probably hasn’t been laid. And I personally think that’s awesome. Sex isn’t important to every single person - Sherlock isn’t lacking for having not had it - he chooses to carry on with his job because that is what makes him happy and sex as of the moment is like knowledge of space - an unnecessary waste of space. Sherlock wouldn’t be hurt by Mycroft’s comment, if anything it’s because sex is the one area where his brother has the advantage.

marmosette:

macpye:

benedictatorship:

macpye:

marmosette:

macpye:

holligenet:

tookmyskull:

How the GVYUOPB would Mycroft know what Sherlock knows? Is there a spy camera in the skull?

Nahhh…just body language, knowing what his brother is up to on a regular basis is enough. Besides, we know his deductions skills may be even better than Sherlock’s. We know from the first season that Mycroft knew John had slept on Sarah’s couch and it took Sherlock a moment longer to realize that…

…Mycroft, you scare me. But you are so incredible.

Mycroft. Really. Careful with that tongue of yours. You can’t say everything you think. No matter how brilliant you are. Cause see, these kinds of things ruin good shirts.

Ridiculous priorities. Your options, then, are hearing Mycroft Holmes say everything he thinks, no matter how brilliant he is… or keeping some good shirts. Mycroft Holmes, shirts. This is a decision?

We-ell. I don’t have that many shirts, see. I’m not the person with an infinite number of dress shirts in their walk-in wardrobe/dressing room (MYCROFT!!!). And although I know it’s a nice idea to some, I’d rather not sit around bare-chested. It’s not the type of weather for it, anyway.

Um guise

Am I the only one who’s thinking maybe Mycroft means Sherlock has no experience with sex?

because if he was a virgin, Mycroft could be implying he wouldn’t be able to know if sex alarmed him or not.

My dear, of course that’s what he’s implying.

What I was implying, was that this made me laugh so much I spilled my coffee down the front of my shirt. And it is such a persistent stain.

Now I’m really curious as to what else he could possibly have been implying. And of course Sherlock has never had sex. And yes, therefore it also means that Mycroft has. Or Sherlock would bitch-slap right back at him.

How does Mycroft know Sherlock has never had sex unless he’s some sick creeper who spies on him 24/7? Besides, it’s a pretty snarky comment to make to your own brother, especially when you’re obviously asking him for a GREAT BIG FAVOR. So screw you, Mycroft. I bet you’re a virgin too.

Sherlock has made it very obvious that he’s not interested in having relationships because he’s married to his work, I don’t think it would take a deductive genius to figure out he probably hasn’t been laid. And I personally think that’s awesome. Sex isn’t important to every single person - Sherlock isn’t lacking for having not had it - he chooses to carry on with his job because that is what makes him happy and sex as of the moment is like knowledge of space - an unnecessary waste of space. Sherlock wouldn’t be hurt by Mycroft’s comment, if anything it’s because sex is the one area where his brother has the advantage.